greasy pistol

When a girl pisses on your penis, and then you proceed to have sex with her.

Hey do you know Margaret? I have her a greasy pistol!

by slickviktherik August 12, 2019

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pump action pud pistol

Another term for the male anatomy.

Tonight I think I’m gonna go home and squeeze off a few shots out of the ol’ pump action pud pistol.

by Dr. Shirley August 31, 2023

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Perhaps the worst idea for administering drugs since 'hot railing'; a quantity of the powdered drug is placed into the barrel of a cocked air pistol and fired into the rectal cavity, resulting in destruction of the capillary rich rectal lining and consequently immediate absorption. Bioavailability: 95-99%. Also known as 'Prolapse Popping'.

'White male, early twenties, heavy bleeding from the anus, pulse is 140, speech incoherent, air pistol found in seat of pants, suspected pistol plug - ETA 8 minutes, will update on route.'

by molokosabaka October 20, 2014

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Pistol

A slang term for a man's penis.

We've all seen his pistol. He usually takes it out at least once whenever he gets drunk.

by elliot_ October 3, 2023

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M1911 Pistol

The M1911 Pistol is a gun that you can find in zombie survival game, Project Zomboid. The M1911 Pistol is a classic, think of one zombie survival game, and this gun is in it. It's alright, pretty basic pistol. 7 round mags, and decent fire rate. It can only take iron sights, Red Dot sights, and underbarrel lasers. There really isnt much to say about this gun. It's the literal most basic out of any gun. The base hit chance is fine, ammo is easy to find, mags arent as common but are manageable, and the gun has OK damage. If you find it, cool. Better than the M9 Pistol for sure though.

Timmy: "Hey, theres an M1911 Pistol in this gun case. Want it?"

Jimmy: "Eh, sure. It's cool I guess."

by Just a casual Plague Doctor September 26, 2023

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