take a number

What you say when several parties want to talk/complain to you about some presumed important matter.

-You know, I'm kind of pissed at what you did.
-Yeah? Well take a number.

by 000 October 13, 2004

number three

The act of masturbating into a toilet.

He said he was going to the restroom for a number three.

by mrhh69 May 13, 2015

Bacon number

A word that Samuel L Jackson gets offended by.
One of the most searched questions about him on his autocomplete wired interview: "Samuel L Jackson bacon number"

When he gets asked this he states "what the f*ck is a bacon number; what is that"

by @Siamesefrog October 18, 2019

numbers up

One is in grave difficulty or near death.

When I felt that violent turbulence on the plane, I thought, “My numbers up”

by ADExE September 5, 2021

The number 33

A random number

I used a number randomized and got the number 33!

by urmomgaeasf June 10, 2022

Doing numbers

A reference of one's ability to successfully coordinate the accumulation and/or distribution of units.

Kevin was really doing numbers today at the office, he successfully completed 9 projects!

Mary's website did numbers today, she made $1200 in 3 hours making fetish foot porn!

by 🐺 September 20, 2022

Thing number

A thing number is a made up number given to random objects as a sort of "secret code" that you can use whenever you either forget what you were talking about is, or when you want to say things in secret, whenever other people are around.

When you use these codes, the thing numbers you can choose from are 1 to ∞. Just remember to remember the number to resigned to the objects because someone might ask and then question you.
If they do start questioning you, always remember to say "I use the thing library , don't you?)

A: person 1: Hey bro, can you get the thing. | person 2: What thing? | person 1: You know, uh thing 54,085.
B: person 1: So hey, do you remember that thing yesterday? | person 2: oh yeah, you mean thing 306? | person 1: Yes!! Thank you.
Thing number 1 will always be defined as thing number

by SpinyDan August 16, 2023