Penis farmer

A female whom has lost her teeth and thus must wear a denture. When she removes the denture to preform oral sex and is a penis farmer. Also she might smile, proudly, with no teeth and begin whaling like a banshee, this is the penis farmers mating call.

That penis farmer is a thot.

by Lexiloner23 February 9, 2017

clit farmer

An alternate way to call someone a whore or slut, while also attempting to make them look stupid after they confusingly ask what you said.

Thacker's Facebook status: "Banged nine girls last week. Hell yeah."

Zuel: "You're such a clit farmer."

Thacker: "A what?"

The entirety of Thacker's friends list: "Hahahahahahahaha."

by AaronCopeland July 13, 2011

Cat Farmer

The profession of farming felines in the Canadian Wilderness. A rather hauntingly difficult task, usually done by planting cats in the ground and waiting for them to sprout and thus being able to farm them correctly. Alternatively, you can just let them roam free until they reproduce and be all badass with your cat farm.

I've heard of vegetable farms, cow farms, even zombie farms, but a cat farm?!

So I recently quit my job and became a full time Cat Farmer..

by johnnycomic September 19, 2012

cum farmer

Someone who has a cum farm, works at a sperm bank, or likes cum. Used mostly as an insult

Jack: "That bitch is is a slut!"

Dustin: "Yeah, what a cum farmer"

by A8974189k September 19, 2006

farmer snort

Also called a snot rocket

I launched a snot rocket into the flowerbed. My wife had a fit.

by Acemery May 16, 2005

gorp farmer

One who takes his favorite item from a communal gorp bag (most commonly M+Ms or almonds).

Sarah was left behind by her backpacking trip and eaten by wolves after Tom caught her gorp-farming

by Pink January 30, 2004

Farmer*

A totally ownage wolfenstein player. A hacker, but very good. FX Slaya loves his cack also.

Farmer* Just raged my fucking face

by Ian November 22, 2004