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Ball Pool

To piss in a girl's wide open mouth, then insert your sack one ball at a time.
Shannon wanted Gary to teabag her, but thought she would find a ball pool much more entertaining.
by WGJustin May 29, 2016
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Turkey Balls

When you wife sees you getting out of the shower and laughs. You say what's so funny? She answers ...your nuts are wrinkly and twisted like a Turkey gobbler.
Man it's hot out today. I am starting to get a rash on my Turkey Balls.
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Arm Balls

When one’s nutsack hangs down next to the shaft, resembling arms of an inverted cactus. Heat is usually a contributing factor.
Did you see Bobby when he got out of the sauna? He had full-on arm balls.
by Jon the American February 11, 2021
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Trump balls

A stand-alone response to a statement, declaring that the person giving it has no proof. Literally, "That's your imagination!"
Statement: "Ever see Hillary up close? She has a third eye! "
Response: "Trump balls!"
by Sunny Smith February 26, 2017
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Lint Balls

The term comes from loose toilet paper particles. Clinging to the butthairs and ballhair. From rapid movement trying to remove pudding skins after taking a poop or hairy hurdler.

During this pandemic the use of cheap toilet paper has been the go-to choice for many.
The shelves been stripped of all paper products. Leaving only lower quality bargain store brands.

Hey Jimmy was eating Kristy and said she had Lint Balls.

Mommy calls dingle berrys Lint Balls.
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military ball

A prom night for JROTC cadets. JROTC cadets usually take a date or go with friends, its just a night for some dancing and talking.
Teacher: Alright cadets, the annual military ball is coming up, prepare yourselves.
Cadet: Oh shit, i still don't have a date.
by WaifuLaifu June 25, 2017
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Ball’s Palsy

When one testicle droops lower than the other. Can also be called Bell’s ballsy.
Ya see that dudes uneven nuts. Def case of Ball’s palsy.
by Cracker Black October 10, 2020
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