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Crofton Academy

Crofton academy, Wakefield this is a very special school serving the villages of Sharlston, Streethouse occasionally children from Crofton attend. Although they are terrorised by the streethousers and often fear for their lives. Muggings and kidnapping in the corridors are rife, shoes and water bottles are often stolen. The teachers are oblivious to the mafia gangs, all being of a narcissistic type, they are to busy strutting around checking their own reflection in the windows. Blazers are compulsory to give the air of organisation, smart children mean good grades said the head. Grades are not great, with a whole host of narcissistic teachers the only topics the teachers excel in are themselves. The children that excel are those that deal green, going on to be mastermind crack dealers. The teachers are all extremely proud of themselves, holding yearly top teacher Oscars. Parents are banned from complaining and only complements are accepted. Parents who complain are reported to social services for insanity. Ofsted inspectors are blinded by the charm of the narcissistic teachers, giving a excellent grade every year unaware of the gun smuggling and crystal meth laboratory disgused as a science laboratory. The meth lab is extremely profitable with exports going as far as Istanbul.
by bootcutter67 April 20, 2023
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Springwest academy

Springwest academy aka Shankwest is an extreme survival game, once your in its kill or be killed, if your seen being a pussiho you are certain to get shanked at the back of the field snm
Boy one: Shit I got into springwest academy

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by Longman May 29, 2020
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Bbg Academy

A delightful school with no problems at all and is a very high achieving academy they strive for the best grades possible in all subjects

The teachers r very supportive and would do anything for the students

They’re rival schools can only dream of being as successful as schools like whitcliffe and heckmondwike r just seen as working class scum in this area
by anonymous October 15, 2020
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Bayside Academy

Man you went to bayside academy, your cock must be huge
by notabaydidealum January 14, 2019
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Bridge Academy

Bridge academy is the worst school in Hackney bitches like miss Akinyemi think people like her like omds stfu look at your head mr Lilley is just gay and miss teap is leng icl.the teacher are even worse than mr brown.overall the worst school and wouldn’t recommend. Miss Akinyemi look at your head how u going to let your parents name u doyin🤡🤡🤡
Bridge Academy is the shittiest school ever.
by Sorry badman March 21, 2021
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Pansophia Academy

Shit school shit food and shit people why would you wanna go there
Pansophia academy is a school full of shit people if you say “I had a great day” someone will say “omg did you hear that Parker ate the teachers table”
by Say sike right now September 23, 2019
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