by JuanTheWasteYute November 7, 2020
Get the Waste Yutemug. When you've eaten so much birthday cake, or just cake, you feel almost wasted. People who are cake wasted are usually in a daze, close to unconsciousness,(or already), and/or swollen with a food baby.
After eating two slices of triple decker chocolate cake, I fell asleep on my way to the bathroom. I was so cake wasted!
by cupcakes* July 4, 2011
Get the Cake Wastedmug. An explosive case of the shits that blasts water and liquid shit up the sides of the bowl like a mushroom cloud and leaves the depositor’s o-ring burning like a seared piece of meat.
by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019
Get the Nuclear Wastemug. The discomfort you feel after ingesting substantial amount of liquids, specifically water, accompanied with slight exhaustion.
I.E.- "I just downed 2 liters of water, i feel so Water-Wasted."
"Stop drinking all that soda, Jake! Your going to get Water-Wasted."
"Stop drinking all that soda, Jake! Your going to get Water-Wasted."
by MoyertheDestroyer January 28, 2018
Get the Water-Wastedmug. by Zoot Ink July 7, 2010
Get the Tattoo Wastedmug. Man 1: So did you ever hook up with that dirty street bag you met last weekend?
Man 2: Yeah, I took care of some waste management last night.
Woman 1: How was your date with that hot guy you met last wee-...damn, what's that stench? And why do you have egg noodles and used tampons in your hair?!
Woman 2: Well, we had some drinks and then he fucked me in the alley and threw me in the dumpster - fucking douche! He said his "needs were satisfied!"
Man 2: Yeah, I took care of some waste management last night.
Woman 1: How was your date with that hot guy you met last wee-...damn, what's that stench? And why do you have egg noodles and used tampons in your hair?!
Woman 2: Well, we had some drinks and then he fucked me in the alley and threw me in the dumpster - fucking douche! He said his "needs were satisfied!"
by id0licious September 12, 2010
Get the Waste Managementmug. by wendy lane May 23, 2003
Get the waste awaymug.