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Te va cargar la verga

North Mexican slang.

In a literal sense it suggests that you’re going to be carried by the dick.

The pc/kid friendly version is te va cargar el payaso, which means you’re going to be carried by the clown.

Both meanings suggest someone’s going to catch a beating, be taken by the waves in a sense or basically to say: You’re dead.
Bro, I just saw your wife blowing Donald Trump.

Tell him: Te va cargar la verga.

You know I can’t do that, he’s the former president of the USA.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 February 7, 2024
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Would Va

When you see a girl thats quite attractive, you turn to your friend and say 'Would Va?'
Amy walks past Pete & Judd.
Pete says 'Would Va Judd?'
Judd replies 'Oh are, Would Var?'
Pete again.... 'definately'
by scotti2hotti January 2, 2008
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va te faire cuire le cul

a bit classier than "va te faire foutre" (fuck off) and stronger than "va te faire cuire un oeuf" (bugger off/leave me alone)
et bien puisque ça ne te convient toujours pas va te faire cuire le cul ...
by poppadoom September 7, 2023
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vas

a 3 letter chungus piece of shit who obliterates and radiates his obeseness to any organism existing near him.
by vashater_6969 May 7, 2024
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VA!?!??!

Means WHAT!?!? in swedish.
Guy: JAG VANN TRE MILJONER!
Other guy: VA!?!??!
by HAHANOOB! November 22, 2019
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Wa-va-za

A term of strong endearment meaning "I love you" - used in a playful manner.
I wa-va-za you😘
by Benny boy-hi July 24, 2018
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King George, VA

King George also known as the "Dirty George" is located in northeast Virginia, you have to cross a bridge over La Plata to get there. It is 50% white, 30% black and 20% latina, asian.etc. People be bored and so many do shit like rob people, smoke, and jack cars. The cops are mostly racist and so are the teachers. There are rappers here but most of them are trash and there is only about 5 good ones, a lot of people who are related to real niggas claim gangs that they aint even around also.
Nigga you from da King George, VA ??
- I mean shitt...
You hear bout da lick they just hit up in the dirty George???
by places nobody cares about March 16, 2019
mugGet the King George, VAmug.

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