hot trumpet

A hot fart that sounds like a trumpet.

That was an awesome hot trumpet with some extreme heat on it.

by Keeping it real February 17, 2017

sunday trumpet

When you blow your nose after a weekend long cocaine bender.

Larissa : *blows nose*
Brian: Ahhhh, the sweet sound of the Sunday trumpet.

by Dillydilly803 November 19, 2017

wolf trumpet

A loud parping sound with a rising and falling pitch, directed towards someone to express sexual attraction or admiration, when said someone is so sexually attractive that a mere whistle is not sufficient.

"Fuck me! She's so hot, she deseves a wolf trumpet!"

by Shortyellowscienceteacher December 22, 2016

Vitamin Trumpet

A nickname for your nose when snorting drugs.

"hey dude how should I use these drugs?"

"use your vitamin trumpet"

by theantiscro May 11, 2014

stink trumpet

your ass, letting loose a fart

Oh my god, was that your stink trumpet that let loose in the elevator?

by easy al April 10, 2022

soggy trumpet

A soggy trumpet is when you start eating someone asshole out until it is drenched in their juices and your saliva, I'm talking Pacific ocean drenched. Then you either a) jam your fist wrist deep in the bitch and play her like a trumpet or b) grab that dudes dick and work it like a trumpet. Then to complete the rusty trumpet you blow into their asshole. Like blow their kidneys out blow.

Reptar: Have you guys heard of the soggy trumpet?
Running Man: Hell yea I did that to my chick last night
Jim: *mumbles
Juggalo: yea my wife gives them nigirly
Onyx: unfortunately...
Soggy: my girl did dat ish last night, ya feel me

by Reptar77 December 16, 2014

1st trumpet

The leader of the trumpet section, usually very cocky and gets all the solos. Typically has a collection of trumpets and a collection of trumpet mutes and try's to show off whenever he/she can.

"The 1st trumpet's vibrato is an amazing fit for his solo".

by UsedNapkins September 29, 2017