Munge

A cum like substance that can define objects, currency, and even life.

There was munge all over her face as the man pulled on his munge stick.

by Ugook October 27, 2020

The Medellin Mung Bean

When you’ve done a bunch of blow, you get up a good thick loogey, and spit it on your partner’s asshole before you fuck it. Lube + numbing agent. Alternatively called The Colombian Mung Bean.

We were so horny and so high on coke, I figured I might as well give her the Medellin Mung Bean so we could really turn the heat up with some anal sex.

by Lucky Pierre 2022 August 3, 2022

Mung

verb
1) To deliberately get very intoxicated, especially through heavy drinking or drug use

adjective
2) Extremely intoxicated or wasted.

noun
3) Someone who is dimwitted or just a bit of a fuckwit.

"Fuck, I'm so keen to get on the Mung tonight when Sam gets here"

"Bro last night I got soooo Munged out on Ket"

"That cunt is such a Mung/Munger/Munglord"

by CiggieGrub August 27, 2025

hoo slung mung

A negative description of appearance, usually in reference to a female's poor state of hair, makeup, or dress; most often said of oneself, not so much directed at someone else; a hot mess.

Friend: "Come on, let's go to Dollar General."
Me: "I can't believe I'm goin up in tha Dolla Gentral lookin like hoo slung mung!"

Boyfriend: "You look fine without makeup."
Me: "Are you kidding me? I look like hoo slung mung!"

by JenntheGemini January 3, 2024

Munge

Description of a penis, coined from the combination of the word muscle and sponge.

Coined by BaysLife and GenerationInternaught on Twitch

My munge swells when i think of big booty bitches.

by Alomago M80 May 22, 2018

Mung

the word is derived from the game AMONG US its basically the MONG part but that's already a word so I changed it to Mung because its pronounced like that. it is to say someone is not very cool either very cool or you can use it in the same context a Poggers it can also be used in a context of appreciation

"bobby that's not very mung of you"
"very mung"

by bobbytherashman October 12, 2021

Mung Tao Alok

A man who will ask the fellas, " where the weed with da seeds at". Indefinitely keeps it bracking, but sometimes cracking. A very Small, but Large man....taller than his father, but shorter than his mother. Will stand on his tiptoes to whisper in yo ear. A man who knows how to taste his tongue, but can never hear his ears.

Oh look here come Mung Tao Alok. Better hide yo bitch!

by SurrenderTheBooty619 November 23, 2021