moist tart

An attractive, sexy hot young woman. -UK

She's a lovely moist tart wot inspires wankers.

by lennyschafer August 17, 2016

Moist Grundle

Soppingly Moist Sweaty gooch.

Matt: *Going down on the coochie*.
Her: Whats wrong?
Matt: My tongue slipped down in your taint, i'd say you got a Moist Grundle.

Ronin: Damn bro you shat on that kid!
Matt: Its all About my Moist Grundle.

by Dakooter November 22, 2021

moist earthquake

Something that tastes good to say according to a reddit user doing an AMA about being able to taste words.

Cain: I heard you can taste words. What words taste the best?

Abel: Moist earthquake.

Cain: *Picks up rock*

by Salmonellq September 10, 2019

Moist Pidgeon

A weird name given to someone who likes pigeons and dislikes the word moist, Mainly a teacher

(Caugh Mr Smith)

Hello MOIST PIDGEON

by That one kid not called bill October 14, 2020

Moist andy

A moist andy is when a girl is giving head and the guy cums in her mouth.

"Bro did you see Anna last night?""Did I ? Dude i gave her a moist andy!

by 1111_kam_ January 22, 2018

Moist Ache

An old woman turned on

Her husband gave her a moist ache.
Friend 1:"Do you ever think your grandma gets turned on?"
Friend 2:"Do you mean a moist ache?"
Friend 1:"Oh yeah."

by Alycia2000 March 14, 2015

moist mosquito

This kind of person is the ace of aces and has no equal, they are powerful but hidden as nobody has seen his face but a benign duchess.

"I just got thrashed by a moist mosquito"
"are you a benign duchess because your sucking off moist mosquito"

by lilBaconBoy619 November 13, 2017