Jonah

Receiving oral sex while swimming with whale sharks.

She gave him a Jonah while snorkeling in Cancun.

by TheJonah August 7, 2019

Jonah

A rat bastard who can't spell if i had a gun pointed at his balls

Nerd: Hi! i'm Jonah.
Chad: Go fuck yourself

by Whore Dismemberer October 15, 2022

jonah 12

What a thief does to a picture of your wife in the middle of the day

Your mom just Jonah 12'd in my ass.

by ballsacks420 July 24, 2023

Jonah

Something very stupid, and in most cases has 0 brain cells.

"You are such a Jonah"

by redled69 August 10, 2023

Jonah

Smart,cool kid/boy/man has a best friend named Nicholas and plays football 🏈 and plays Roblox and fortnight loves to say Jo mama

Jonah: guess what nicholas
Nicholas: what
Jonah: yo mama

by Quandale Dingle and yo mamma November 21, 2023

Jonah

He is very fat and big. Always gets a bonah when he sees girls. He likes every hot girl and loves big macs and mcdonlds. He always says the n word and swears. He doesnt know english and is very dumb

Omd he is a jonah
So fatty

by fatima kim jong un February 2, 2025

Jonah

hot

Jonah is so fucking sexy and hot

by FROGGGAA November 17, 2021