Are you in the closet, that’s so jonah.
by OhShitHi April 29, 2020
Get the Jonahmug. His blonde hair is thinning but his smile is wide. He’s short, but a genius. His penis is small but he has a great heart.
by Shmuelh16 February 13, 2022
Get the Jonahmug. The best, silliest guy ever!! best person 2 play regretevator, RMA, and cof with!!!! he's david irl i dont care what anyone says!!1
on a more serious note, Jonah you're truly amazing, i would do anything for you and you're honestly the reason i want to wake up in the morning. I hope you get everything you want in life, if you ever decide you want to let me go id still be happy, because i got to know you in the first place. You and florence are genuinely the light of my life and you two never fail to make me smile or laugh. I love you both, so much. and i love you jonah, never let anyone make you feel like youre unworthy because you arent.
and of course, as a The Outsiders fan,
on a more serious note, Jonah you're truly amazing, i would do anything for you and you're honestly the reason i want to wake up in the morning. I hope you get everything you want in life, if you ever decide you want to let me go id still be happy, because i got to know you in the first place. You and florence are genuinely the light of my life and you two never fail to make me smile or laugh. I love you both, so much. and i love you jonah, never let anyone make you feel like youre unworthy because you arent.
and of course, as a The Outsiders fan,
Stay gold, Jonah.
by simonzluv March 10, 2024
Get the Jonahmug. The most fat and ugly person ever. He likes Luella and he likes Big Macs. He likes to be called JONAHMYBONAH.
by fatima kim jong un May 15, 2024
Get the Jonahmug. 
Jonah Woodburn is a fictional name combining two of the best elements of the human naming convention.
Being the direct antithesis to words created to insight suffrage, (such as Gimogen) Jonah woodburn has been created to bring a temporary state of nirvana when heard. The short lived euphoria is often used a gift to someone truly in need.
Being the direct antithesis to words created to insight suffrage, (such as Gimogen) Jonah woodburn has been created to bring a temporary state of nirvana when heard. The short lived euphoria is often used a gift to someone truly in need.
by Bushwalk August 17, 2024
Get the Jonah Woodburnmug. by jake paul daddy March 22, 2021
Get the jonahmug.