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Benjamin Swegle

A swegle is a dangerous and rare sexual position involving a carrot shaving cream and a spanish speaking midget whore, when done correctly and to full orgasm it is known as the "benjamin swegle"
"oh my god, did she just get the benjamin swegle? thats illegal in this county..and i was going to eat that carrot!"
by precisionpcx January 1, 2012
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Benjamin Brockman

The most amazing person you will ever meet. One of the most brilliant minds in the world and has a micro peen. Even though he has this the girls love him yet he always gets rejected. He also is amazing at sports and has broke the record for the largest boner.
“When I see Benjamin Brockman I want to hit him in the face.”
by Johnny Deltha January 9, 2019
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fresh benjamin

by the 69 kid January 12, 2022
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Holy Benjamins

1 - an exclamation

2 - Money saved or not saved for Christmas presents.
Guy 1 - HOLY FUCKING BENJAMINS!!!

Guy 2 - What's up dog? You aight?

Guy 1 - Aww shit G, my holy benjamins is gonna be weak as shit this year.

Guy 2 - So what you gonna do?

Guy 1 - Sheeeeet, I don't know. Maybe I could hit up the collections plate at church.

Guy 2 - (suspicious look),............. (smile) In God we trust nigga
by IRON SAVAGE December 5, 2011
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Benjamin BOMTEMPO

Benjamin BOMTEMPO is something very bad. if this is your name, you are cursed with extra body fat and non original or funyn jokes.
Benjamin BOMTEMPO is very stupid
by Benjamin BOMTEMPO hater April 28, 2022
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British Benjamin

If you are a british Benjamin you probably say BOI a lot and try to see if people lie to you
by Cumberdoodel May 5, 2020
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Benjamin Rigby

All these sweets are going to make me rather Benjamin Rigby
by Not Dip April 4, 2019
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