tv show commitment issue

When Sophie started a tv show on Netflix and doesn’t finish it. Moves on to the next show

“Stick to one show stop having tv show commitment issues.”

by Collinso6 May 16, 2020

Catalina has mommy issues

catalina keeps talking about how her mom left her and she keeps trying to make jokes so she can cope with the pain

catalina has mommy issues because her mom left her and because her friends are mean as hell

by anonymous March 8, 2022

distracting from the real issue

When you're getting called out on your bullshit and you need to quickly derail the conversation, accuse your accusers of distracting from the real issue.

"Hey could you stop talking over women?"
"I can't believe you're distracting from the real issue, class. You make me sick."

by Catty McGee July 30, 2017

Issue

Cameron Stults

Cameron Stults is indeed himself, an issue

by Badassblondie April 18, 2022

push the issue

To act or approach with confidence for something you want.

She so bad I had to push the issue.

by Kavarli November 25, 2024

Hanger Issues

When you’re hungry and angry, ( Hangry) but you are upset with the meal, so you reject the meal by throwing it, or slamming it on someone or something.

Customer: I asked for extra ketchup! Why did you add so much extra ketchup!! ( Slams burger on counter) .

Manager: Ma’am! You have Hanger Issues!

Customer: Why am I missing a nugget and throws the nuggets across the counter.

Employee: Please take your “Hanger Issues” to another establishment!

Customer: This is not what I ordered (tries to hit the employee)

Employee fights back and says, don’t take out your hanger Issues on me or anyone else ! The cops are called and arrive to arrest customer!

by EM6988 October 19, 2023

Glonzo Issue

A political concern held by a significant portion of low-information voters in a given electorate that either completely misidentifies the cause of a real problem or is based on fears that have no basis in reality. Named after a joke on Bluesky about 25% of people believing a creature called "Glonzo" chewing through power lines causes high electricity prices.

Climate change is real, but half the base thinks it's caused by space lasers. It's a total Glonzo issue.

by Lilith_NightRose July 11, 2025