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Smog Gash

1. Term to describe vaginas from Victorian England during the industrialization period when smog was prevalent and there were many ladies of the night walking the streets.

2. Girls from Middlesborough
Was researching photography in Victorian England when I came across some early pornography, there was smog gash everywhere!
by Paddy Mashdown November 22, 2011
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gash wand

Another name for schlong or length, but with a majestic magical quality of being able to make legs open at will...

"Man Jamal must have a gash wand, he only has to point it at ho's and their legs open moistly ready for core drilling"
Trevor is one lucky cunt, he doesn't have any banter but he does have a gash wand, he's balls deep 3 times a day - he has a magical length
by Zolasflick August 10, 2017
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fanny gash

a small vaginal shaped hole that usually is caused by chaffing to the trousers of bending over and ripping your pants
omg peters trousers chaffed so much that a fanny gash formed
by LizzoF March 29, 2009
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Waste-gash

"Wastegash" or "Waste-gash" is an insult; Someone who does nothing with their life. (Or nothing much.)
"Katie girl dem, you're such a waste-gash bredrin famalam!"
by Grimmyyy October 18, 2011
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fair gash

The term 'Fair gash' is usually used to describe a female who is neither ugly, nor what you could call a 8-10 pull. Fair gash is usually pulled by fair cock eg. if your a 6 yourself, you will most likely get 'fair gash' on your best nights, and waste gash on your worse.
Pulled some fair gash out on the pullpatrol last night, wasn't a stunner, then again i was wankered.
by scottyisahotty August 22, 2010
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crusty gash

discusting unwashed vagina.

but mainly: a fit girl in year 11 called christie.
"oi crusty gash, come suck my bell"

"oh, so you really are called that for a reason christie"
by crabman May 28, 2008
mugGet the crusty gashmug.

avin a gash

When you are having a smashing time, IE enjoying yourself.
Oh oim Avin a gash oooaaye!
by userjay117 December 16, 2017
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