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Stroke Book

Another term for pornographic magazines.

Origin: Chasing Amy
Playboy is a good stroke book.
by Dubya September 22, 2004
mugGet the Stroke Bookmug.

Documentary Book

A smart book, like a documentary, but in book form.
What is the word for the intelligent writing material?

That's a Documentary Book.
by Donald Blake November 17, 2013
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Library Book

A damn bitch that is:
1) easy to open
2) been around the general public
3) often used
4) comes with unknown stains.
by nopainnoglory October 11, 2011
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cook the books

(v.) To exploit loopholes that allow for one's accounts to show less profits than actually exist, but allow for the figures to be changed for shareholder reports. Shows incorrect figures presented in a way that are unlikely to be questioned.
Claiming that six vans @ thirty grand each were bought for the business, when in actual fact the money went to a comapny located in switzerland owned by the board of directors, and the vans were toys costing next to nothing. The money (180,000 in your chosen currency) has gone to the directors as undeclared salary that is stored offshore.
by Kung-Fu Jesus July 22, 2004
mugGet the cook the booksmug.

Sex Book

A book about sex
Adam: Wanna read a sex book?
Maurice: Yeah!
by I Like To Define Words December 3, 2020
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book mode

When someone goes book, or book mode, they have messed up. They were unintelligent , made a petty mistake, or were oblivious to something obvious. Being book is nothing to be proud of, so now it has been made into a meme
Damn, I just tripped over my own shoelace; I've gone full book mode
by Consideryourselfshanked October 22, 2019
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