thanksgiving music

does not actually exist. there are “holiday” songs and playlists etc, but thanksgiving music is not a thing. unless youre weird. like hanna.

“Is thanksgiving music a thing?”
“nah. have you even heard of a thanksgiving song?”

by kashootmyself November 4, 2018

thanksulted

The act of simultaneously thanking someone and insulting them at the same time.

Ben: "I want to thank everyone in the class. I know this test was graded on a curve and I never would have gotten an A without all of you."

Sally: "Pretty sure he just thanksulted us..."

by thegamersdome March 27, 2019

thanksgiving thot

When a person freeloads food and drinks EVERY Thanksgiving.

Uncle Luis is always bringing his Thanksgiving thots to Jimmy's cookouts. Fuck.

by Tony Stark Whatsup November 12, 2019

Thanksgiving belly

Full of food turkey or pie

''You have a big thanksgiving belly.''

by MAN CLAN October 31, 2019

Thanks Sysco

A sarcastic exclamation of thanks after being fucked by Sysco in a professional capacity.

The truck is in and we have to send everything it brought back. The fresh food has wilted, the frozen food has thawed, and the cake we ordered 2 weeks ago is months out of date. Thanks Sysco.

by Harutemu March 13, 2021

Thanks buddy

What someone says When they are not interested in getting with you

Boy You’re so hot. girl thanks buddy

by Best the mighty August 27, 2021

thanksgangbang

When you combine all leftovers from thanksgiving onto one plate microwave then stir, this also offends OCD people who can’t stand when food touches.

I just had a thanksgangbang and cleared out the fridge. Now I am going to shit and take a nap.

by Scáth December 1, 2021