Tennessee Coal Miner

When you pull your finger out of an asshole and it has some feces attached.
"I've gotta wash my hands. I totally Tennessee Coal Minered that bitch."
by IMFletcher November 06, 2009
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Tennessee two-step

Describes any underhanded action.
Brad- Man, he gave me 50 cents instead of 75.
Pat- He totally Tennessee two-stepped you

Pat- See his magic trick?
Brad- Ah, the old Tennessee Two-step
by Kyle Mackay-Allen June 30, 2008
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While you're camping with your buddies, you take a shit in a bucket that you're so proud of that you bring it in hand to show everyone while they're drinking their bourbon and beer around the fire.
Brandon was so proud of his of his dump, that he showed Jeff his "Tennessee banjo in the casket". This also led us to know what Jeff had for lunch that day.
by JLBIII December 08, 2010
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Sloppy Top Tennessee

When your cousin or sister gives you head.
"Yeah, my cousin Jenny gave me some sloppy top Tennessee the other day after the family reunion"
by Somewhere in the Midwest May 05, 2023
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tennessee quick step

Tennessee Quick Step: a term used by Civil War soldiers for diarrhea. The person afflicted would have to suddenly run or 'quick step' into the woods to take a shit.
Poor Captain Jackson's not much use for fightin' today. He ate some green apples and now he's doin' the Tennessee quick step.
by 14 op October 24, 2015
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tennessee tuna melt

The act of inserting ones tongue into the anus of a freshly creampie'd trailer trash whore.
"Dude, Terry told me he indulged in a Tennessee tuna melt with Crystal last night, right after Jim Bob fucked her. Gross."
by Terrence Horace February 01, 2018
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Tennessee Titan Pipe

A Tennessee Titan pipe is the act of shitting in a condom and telling your teacher to force fuck you in the anus wearing the condom. It can be played as a game too, whoever’s condom busts first, due to the overflow of shit, loses.
“Hey man did you hear what happened to John? I heard he lost Tennessee Titan Pipe and hasn’t showed up to school in weeks.”
by Climax Grizzly October 09, 2019
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