c-tard

C-tard is a term invented and popularized in England. The full term is ‘computerely retarded’ (sic) but was later shortened to C-tard. It is a slang term to describe someone who has little experience or is just plain stupid when it comes to computers. The term can be used in a derogatory way but is often used for its comedic value.

Jeff: What the hell is this 'windows' I keep hearing about
Cloud: Damn C-tard

by Jeff Adams October 8, 2005

fuck tard

Someone you cannot fucking believe is not retarded.

by ExcuseMySarcasm October 2, 2003

Fuck tard

An idiot. A moron to the hightest degree of being a moron.

The kid who defined \m/ (><) \m/ is a fucktard

by matt August 11, 2004

Butt-Tard

some kind of retarded butthead

synonymous with asstard

adj.
butt-tarded

younger sibling: I gonna put my booger on you
older sibling: ugh! don't be such a butt-tard.

person1: I can't get this bag of chips open, tsk man, psht...this is butt-tarded.

person2: no, I think you're just butt-tarded.

by finfito January 13, 2009

tard yard

group home or residence for the mentally disabled.

Man, when making a delivery to the tardyard, one of the dudes had shit himself

by valvespout August 29, 2005

tard cart

a bus, modified in length, designed to cart tards to their retarded destination.

Whats better than riding the short bus? not being retarded!

by anonymous April 15, 2003

Text Tards

Someone who stops in the middle of an isle to text

I was shopping the other day, and could not believe all the people standing in the middle of the aisles texting...blocking the way for us shoppers. They are such Text Tards

by Text Tards December 15, 2008