The phenomenon whereby someone or something deemed to be stupid or ridiculous ends up demonstrating amazing capabilities (usually in strength or success).

Person 1: Bro the idiot was able to run through a fortified wall like it was nothing.
Person 2: Talk about tard strength

Tard Strength by Jack Yoth May 6, 2022

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tard on

A hard on induced by a retarded person.

Dude, that girl from special ed gives me a raging 'tard on!

tard on by Billyclub Lenny February 7, 2007

tard skimmer

1. Someone who picks up ugly, fat or just really stupid people at a club, 'cause anything more would be a strike out.

2. Someone in their twenties who dates teeny-boppers, 'cause everyone around their own age knows they're a jack-off.

3. One who gets by in life by taking what life gives them and putting forth little effort to do any better. Effectively skimming from life the shit that floats to the surface.

1. Dude, check out that ass-clown gino at the bar with all the orcas! What a disgraceful tard skimmer.

2. How old is Warren? 24? How old's his girl? 15? Brutal. What a tard skimmer!

3. What a lazy prick Dave is. Dude's 28 and still gets allowance. Fucking tard skimmer.

tard skimmer by Callum Mako April 10, 2004

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tard baby

a person who exhibits characteristics of a mentally retarded person but is too inept to warrant being classified as an adult

James, you tard baby. I'm gonna say this one more time. That teal shirt takes your level of douchery to a whole new level.

tard baby by douchetastic March 13, 2009