Turtle Tank

When a woman has a dirty vag that is so rotten it smells like the inside of a turtle tank.

John: Man, I wanna go down on that girl so bad!
Mark: Who Brenda? Dude, no! She's got a turtle tank down there.
John: Fuck, really?
Mark: Yeah, I'd stay away from that.

by Hobo Baggins December 15, 2009

sceptic tank

Cockney (E.London, Great Britain) rhyming slang for Yank American.
A disparaging term for a U.S. citizen.
(Sadly, those poor souls afflicted by political correctness usually confine it to Americans of European origin.)

Far too many of the definitions in this site are courtesy of retarded sceptic tanks.

by wildkitten August 09, 2006

Tank Commander

A professional sports coach hired for the specific purpose of failing, or tanking, for better draft picks.

Brian Flores is probably one of the most successful tank commanders in NFL history

by ScriptedPython May 13, 2021

Fill Tank

When you nut inside your partner without a dome.

Alex B: Yo, do you have any domers?
Mike P: Nah, just fill tank man.

by Union St November 08, 2017

wank tank

A booth that you get in places in amsterdam where u sit in it and watch a ladie dance naked while you wank and watch her.

Me -hey john?
john - What?
Me - I was in one of those wank tank thingys whilst i was over amsterdam
john - Dad i dont want too know what u done in amsterdam!!

by G.Mcd September 18, 2008

tank

Someone who becomes virtually indestructible and crazy powerful from eating too much awesome sauce.

Dave: Whoa, did you see Jake just do that!!!

Zach: Yeah, he's a tank.

by I. M. Awesome May 24, 2010

Pocket Tanks

A game from Blitwise, where you choose 10 weapons, and then take turns trying to bomb each others' tanks by setting a weapon, power and angle. The Deluxe version comes with more weapons, and expansion packs for the Deluxe version are also available. The Basic version just has 30 weapons, but the Deluxe version has 60 weapons, 125 with all the expansion packs (There are seven expansion packs). The game was recently a fad in the schools of Delaware. For optimal gaming, turn off the in-game music, and put on either O-Zone's "Dragostea Din Tei", Danzel's "Pump It Up", Gwen Stefani's "What You Waiting For" (my choice), or Underworld's "Moaner".

Yesterday, I played my friend Roberto in Pocket Tanks, and he whooped my ass. I should play him with the wind options next time, see who's really hardcore.

by Hand Hanzo March 24, 2005