tactical spatula

A spatula that has a barbed edge and a very sharp top. It makes for a great melee weapon and a badass patty flipper.

Don't underestimate the power of the mighty tactical spatula.

by patcat November 11, 2019

Tactical Baptism

Waterboarding

Bro, I just gave myself a Tactical Baptism

by Jakalbins November 23, 2019

tactical oxygen

Oxygen that grants you power and stamina, commonly found around newly unpackaged razer keyboards, mice, and headsets.

Without tactical oxygen there is no gamer.

by patcat December 10, 2019

Tactical positioning

A War technique to indicate a position that's Grant's an advantage if the user

Eggman uses tactical positioning

by Mc Larry February 2, 2020

Tactical Lunchable

A tactical lunchable is a better way of saying MRE

Instead of saying "Bro toss me the MRE" say "Bro toss me the tactical lunchable."

by El Chapi April 21, 2020

Tactical

When you’ve had one too many and you need to get it out of your system ( a fingers down the throat job )

Girl 1: Wow Lucy you chugged that litre of Vodka pretty quick

Girl : yeah okay Emma, help me go for a quick tactical now ..be grand in an hour

by it_should’ve_stayed_undefined December 29, 2019

tactical janitor

Someone who is packing some serious heat and holding a ton of keys.

1 Atleast two guns visible possibly a knife
2 atleast 10 sets of keys on a carabiner
3mullet is a bonus

Dude did you see that guy over there with all the guns and ungodly amount of keys. Me: oh yeah it's called a tactical janitor man.

by 1strangepapi January 25, 2020