by Lola Jones December 09, 2005
The act of anal sex when the man urinates into the girl or guys ass, filling the anal cavity with piss. Then remove the penis and smack both ass cheeks together causing the urine to squirt into the air like a water fountain. Then you may drink or not drink.
Guy 1: "dude i was so thirsty when i was banging my old lady in the ass last night"
Guy 2 : "what did you do?"
Guy 1: "I did the old Turkish Waterfountain"
Guy 2: "Thats just sick man"
Guy 2 : "what did you do?"
Guy 1: "I did the old Turkish Waterfountain"
Guy 2: "Thats just sick man"
by MR.MULEY February 26, 2010
1. When you squeeze out a turd into a persons beer and said turd or floater sticks out of the beer like a periscope.
2.Person who sticks out at the party and leaves themselves open to ridicule.
2.Person who sticks out at the party and leaves themselves open to ridicule.
Joey is outside arguing with his girlfriend on the phone. Hurry, take his beer and give him a Turkish periscope!
by Quantum Robot 6678 July 28, 2011
When a women spreads her legs out infornt of you and you crack an egg between them letting the yolk run down and in the pussy.
Also refered to as sunny side poon.
Also refered to as sunny side poon.
by karma sutra nutra May 18, 2007
Person 1-Have you ever heard of the Turkish Genocide? When Armenians massacred 588.448 Turks during 1906-1922?
Person 2-No...
Person 3-It's coz it never happened!
Everybody-LMFAO
Person 2-No...
Person 3-It's coz it never happened!
Everybody-LMFAO
by Vitilsky February 18, 2009
The act of reaching in between your friend's legs and yanking his penis, whilst standing at a urinal.
Our friendship's foundation is solid and goes way back, five years ago, when he gave me a Turkish Handshake, inside the bathroom, that day at the bar.
by Deltronomistic April 15, 2014
The act of a woman head bobbing on a penis (much like a walking pigeon rubber necking) while she is aggressively inserting a hollow metallic tube into the asshole of the standing man.
I walked in on my lady poking her BOB (battery operated boyfriend) and she was kind enough to give me the best Turkish Trombone with the wet end.
by Mullet or Gullet February 13, 2009