iPod Touch

(noun) a decent music player that usualy used for it internet pornagraphy capabilities among teenagers

Bill: "Hey dude, i got grounded for being caught watchin porn on my PC"
Bob: "that sux i just watch porn on my ipod touch and not get caught."
Bill: "fuck you"

by smokey-mcpot February 4, 2009

touching road

Touching road-meaning I’m leaving or going somewhere

At a party
You- guys I’m touching road
Other guy-ok, see you later

by Dequavis January 4, 2018

touch fanny

all i want to do in my life

all i want to do is touch fanny

by fanny toucher 9000 November 20, 2020

touhou

pure hell lmaoo

ayo bro wanna play sum touhou??

by touhou player February 28, 2021

Lyrics Tourettes

When you hear or think of a song that you know the lyrics to and can't help but sing them no matter how terrible the song is and how much you hate it.

1: you can dance if you want to
2: youcanleaveyourfriendsbehind!
1: dude...?...
2: sorry, I have lyrics tourettes.

by gwen2332222333 April 12, 2009

blumpkin tournament

The act of receiving fellatio while taking a shit AND playing a first-person shooter, preferably Quake or Unreal Tournament. Spices up the rarely-achieved ambition of getting head while playing a video game.

Jim: Hey how's it going?
Bob: Oh not to ba--AAAAAAuUUUAUUuuuuu YEAH *plop* "HEAD SHOT!!!!"
Jim: Fuck! Blumpkin tournament? You'll lucky dog. I'll call back.

by cracka_ass_cracka January 17, 2011

kid toucher

A pedophile

Don't let Justin babysit your kids; word on the street is he's a kid toucher.

by Professor Precious March 5, 2015