metric mother-of-god ton

Approximately 20000000 times more than a metric fuckton

That is a metric mother-of-god ton of money in your bank account...

by RoarMc March 28, 2017

ton pentre

A place in Rhonda Valley. Rough as fuck, no one has a job and the main fashion is Lonsdale London and hugg boots!

Stay away from Ton Pentre you benefit bastard! It's bad enough as it is you bloody wanker!

by S.L.K.J April 9, 2017

Ton

Exact meaning of not, but spelt backwards

This pen is ton even mine
This pen is not even mine

by $@//? October 20, 2018

Bitch ton

a large amount of something, bigger than a fuck ton

Sorry, I can't hang out tonight, I have a Bitch ton of homework to do.

by You would not believe your eye January 4, 2024

shot ton

When auto correct screws you and Melodie is trying to poke fun.

It rained a shot ton.

Melodie says “ I hate when it rains a shot ton” as she mocks my auto correct.

Thanks Apple

by Realness838384&484 March 24, 2022

Metric Fuck ton

A Metric Fuck ton is at least 600-900 of anything. While a Shitload is only 400-500 of anything.

I got a metric fuck ton of sandwiches.
How much fucking bread do you have Gabe?

by Duckenheim April 6, 2020

F-ton

An extremely large yet very specific unit of measurement. It is an amount of some object that difficult to hold or carry to the point where one could not hold or carry a single more unit of said object. Obviously different people have different people have different capacities of holding or carrying; therefore, even though a F-ton is a specific unit of measure it is also an individual dependent variable.

Me: I just bought a F-ton of groceries.
Wife: Really you can't carry anything more.

Me: well, maybe I could carry one more bag.
Wife: then it's not an F-ton you jackass it's just a lot of groceries.

by xccs December 3, 2014