by Hollisecia AKA Storm August 01, 2007
-An ex, but more so, an unreasonable one that was a total mess in numerous aspects of their life and the "relationship".
-An impossible person who was mentally off, hostile, toxic, and with numerous baggage.
-An impossible person who was mentally off, hostile, toxic, and with numerous baggage.
There goes Daizy, she's my xmess/x-mess. I tried to make it work, but she had massive issues with trust, communication, empathy, her childhood, intimacy, guys, & people in general. A grumpy & hateful Negative Nicole my xmess/x-mess was. Rude, uncaring, assuming, unbending, self-centered, & delusional. It was a relief when the mess with my x ended, she's such an xmess/x-mess. If anything I feel bad for my xmess/x-mess, and hope the poor girl gets the help she needs.
by King Kuba September 19, 2012
To ejaculate in a way that causes a big mess (ie a lot of ejaculate or ejaculating in an unexpected direction)
by hellgracer November 24, 2018
If you tell someone that they won’t get something they want if they’re unable to do something and it makes them feel incompetent as a result then you would, in short, mess with one’s desires
by YuOfTheNight April 29, 2020
A hot ass southern chick; usually brunettes. she's got a tight little body and is a TEASE. she's smart, crazy, nuts, GORGEOUS, athletic...a total package. If you're lucky enough to date her, she'll treat you the best. very very sexual and if your good enough and work hard enough, you can probably hook up with her within a week. looks good in anything she wears. She can get any guy with her sexy voice, piercing brown/blue eyes, adorable smile and sexy body. not to mention, she can party like HELL and drink most guys under the table. She's also a little bit insecure but hides it. be warned though DO NOT MESS WITH THIS GIRL. she'll most likely make your life hell.
by Southern Hot Mess For You April 06, 2011
bloody mess perk is used when describing something that is awesome, or bloody. most of the time used referring to video games. ( bloody mess perk is a word used in the fallout games )
by HaysiKings November 26, 2010
A mom who will never drink hot coffee without re-heating it in a microwave. The mom who's husband, children and fellow-moms shake their heads at because they all know. The mom who forgets to sign permission slips/bake for the bake sale/everything. Most likely, your shirt is dirty if you are a hot mess mom.
The Hot Mess Mom most likely has sent her kids to school in regular clothes during spirit week and has probably put left overs in her kids lunch box more than once. Most of all, the Hot Mess Mom is actually rocking it and is doing a better job than she even thinks.
The Hot Mess Mom most likely has sent her kids to school in regular clothes during spirit week and has probably put left overs in her kids lunch box more than once. Most of all, the Hot Mess Mom is actually rocking it and is doing a better job than she even thinks.
by thehotmessmom April 03, 2017