corn dni

a phrase against Steve cobs on inanimate insanity, a very hated character, tbh though, he deserves it lol

person 1: I have Steve cobs
person 2: so, corn dni?
person1: yes, corn dni.

by yabadabad00 September 12, 2022

boner corn

Kernels of undigested corn which can be found stuck to your penis immediately following withdrawal from unprotected anal sex. Preferably, one would find boner corn while in the woods, after a barbecue, on hot August night in South Carolina.

After the camping trip, my dick was covered in boner corn.

by Iamascientist86 January 23, 2015

corn nips

A corn nip is a when a female snacks on her male boyfriends nipples.

'I love your corn nips roger! Let me suck them'
'Yessss they're like pink'

by kalanilovesdeonandhiscornnips August 22, 2017

Corn Cufflink

To unknowingly wipe your own ass with the cuff of a long sleeve shirt or dress shirt while wearing it.

Bobby: How come i didnt see you at that big executive meeting this morning?

Todd:Dont tell anyone but i got shit on my sleeve.

Bobby:You gave yourself a corn cufflink?

Todd:(regretfully) yeah

Bobby: Shity..

skid marks shit stain shit skid

by L.C.M April 26, 2011

mid corn

Deliberately aiming the puck at the tendie's belly

Oh shit buddy, just been greasin straight mid corn all night

by Boy enthusiast September 27, 2019

Corn problems

Corn kernels stuck in your shit from not chewing the corn good enough to digest it properly.

Jed: my gosh mother I think I have corn problems again
Mom: son you need to take time to chew your food

by Jedi_7 March 14, 2020

cornning the ham

The act of slathering icy-hot on a fat woman's thigh then using making love to the numbed fat roll.

I enjoy cornning the ham

by cloakchoke January 9, 2011