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John

Very handsome sweet kind he’s usually 5’11 blue eyes nice smile did drugs one point of his life he has many many many hoesssss when he talks to a girl he doesn’t talk to other girls very sexy and amazing body great wardrobe and the best hair ! :)
Girl-Is that JOHN?

Girl2-yessss. hes so hot

Girl-god damn I want him in my pants
Girl2-mhm that’s definitely a JOHN.
by lovelivelaugh20897 August 5, 2018
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john

a #baller who is awesome at everything and is the best basketball player ever who lived. he is the best at everything and u are worse than him.
"o my god, did you see how I played in the game? I played like a john!!!!!"
by ricegumhater November 4, 2016
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john

john 💖💖💗💗💗💗💖💟💕💝😻❣🥰😍♥♥💘💘💘💘💗💗💖
john
by Napolenmm June 21, 2021
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John

John
by buttchugger68 January 11, 2018
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John

A complete absolute DICK HEAD who messes with your head and makes u fall in love with them and then you can't let go even though it feels like a thousand shards of glass sticking of your heart
John: I love you
Me: I love you too
John: jk bye
Olivia: *cries*
by Ooo la la! June 26, 2016
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John

John is one of the WORST insults you could call anyone.

Most people don’t know what it means, which is perfect. It means you’re fat, extremely ugly, annoying, lonely and a dumbass bitch so go ahead and call those skskskskrunchie loving freaks a John and then say: “if you don’t shut the fuck up right now I’m a skskskirt my foot up your ass”
You’re welcome😂
Girl 1: that guy just called me a John... what does that mean
Girl 2:😱
by Carebear2007 November 3, 2019
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john

a boy that is pretty stupid and has a smoll penis :)
by you are a john July 27, 2020
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