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alabama tadpole matrix

The act of a female giving a male a blowjob while on her knees. She continues to do this until the male cums on her chest, and the sperm/cum swims down her stomach. The male then licks from her belly button up her stomach in a line (licking his cum) until he reaches her breasts which he licks up and down, then makes out with the female, letting her lick the males cum taste off of his tongue.
Male 1: Oh my gosh, I gave this girl a Alabama Tadpole Matrix last night. It took a while but it was amazing!

Male 2: Oh man, I have to try that!

Girl 1: Thanks for last night ;) *winks*
by frapeham3 November 30, 2011
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tads

by Bums735 August 29, 2011
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Tada

Before you get to know what this means, i would like to say "Goodbye"
He he...

Well that is what it means, or simply it reads as 'Tata' or 'Ta-ta' which means 'bye'
AB : Hey, i have to rush to market
NB : Ah, okay. So ?

AB : So, nothing. I guess Tada :p
NB : Tada, eh what is that ?

AB : I mean Ta-ta(bye)
NB : Oh, well then tada :) !!!
by Eninel November 9, 2012
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tadou

Combination of the two words tada! and OUCH! Its what you say when you spawn into a multiplayer game and get immediately spawn-fragged at the same time. Thus giving someone else a frag when you have only spent half a second playing the damn game.
While getting ready to spawn into a CTF game KungFuJesus yells "tadou" remarking that he only was in the game for milliseconds before getting fragged by either a camper or telefragger.
by PHiNK October 3, 2005
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Tader Nuts

When you sit on a hot surface with no pants on and the bottom of your sack becomes burned and looks like tader tots
Jacob has tader nuts ever since he got drunk at the party and tried to crap on the BAR-B-QUE
by Reggie Sketches April 24, 2008
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Tadi

A male that is very interested in different perspectives in life and will always have good advice but will also be very shy and will have cultural talents and make people laugh and will have a very weird character too him
Person 1: Hey did you hear about the student who is musically talented??
Person 2: oh are you talking about Tadi?
by Skyrocket April 22, 2018
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Tadow

How an individual that delivered a greeting before the song 'Doggy Dogg world' on Snoop Dogg's

'Doggystyle' CD introduced himself
My name Tadow.
by Vermensch February 20, 2011
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