spork

a mutated spoon

sporks are an abominaition to the spoon alliance

by im not giving my name to a stupid machine May 22, 2007

Sporadic

someone who stands in the middle of nowhere drooling.
they often where their pants as high as they go. they have little friends (only pity friends)
they have a lot of stupid problems, like having egg heads.
they don't know the difference between emo and prep and they cry a lot.

Sporadic: hello!
me: oh...hello (hesitation)
me: you have an egg head
Sporadic: nuh-uh! (tears)
me: your so mean
Sporadic: the world treats me like shit, so that's how I treat it...
Sporadic: you cussed...(runs away crying)

now those are Sporadic

by anon556964 November 13, 2011

sporking

spooning with an erection

Jenny and Steve were sporking.

by I'm not yours May 14, 2015

sporking

the act of spooning and forking at the same time. rather hard to do, i might add. in simpler terms... making out, cuddling, and having sex all at the same time.
not to be confused with the utensil spork

~dude, pass me that spork over there.
~i sporked your mom last night...
~SHUT UP

by mtc28 May 3, 2004

Sporking the Wolf

A common defense to wolf attacks when neither fork nor spoon are handy.

Andrea sure sporked that wolf.

Sporking the wolf is both educational and necessary when dealing with an angry wolf.

by Newby October 26, 2007

spork

Verb Form : to be sporked
Taken from the NOUN sporkmeaning a hybrid fork and spoon. The verb form is used in the past tense to indicate a moment of complete indecision. A spork is the ultimate example of indecisiveness.

I asked him to make a reservation for the hotel, but he was so sporked about were to stay that I had to do it myself.

She was sporked about which car to buy. So she didn't buy anything.

by TonyD March 16, 2005

sporange

an orange sponge; the only word that rhymes with orange.

tiana: what rhymes with orange?
thomas: sporange.
tiana: is that a real word?
thomas: yes, its an orange sponge.

by thomastheturtle November 15, 2010