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UCLA Student

A person that wishes they could be a Trojan, but will never admit it. They will often badmouth the Trojans, claiming to be superior to them, when in truth they know that being a Bruin sucks large hairy testicles (however, many Bruins do not understand this to a be a punishment, as they enjoy sucking testicles).
Trojan #1: Hey look at that group of dudes over there sucking each other's testicles and crying.

Trojan #2: Huh, they must be UCLA students.
UCLA Student by fucla September 29, 2008
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professional student 

A professional student is a person that has reached a level(USUALLY REACHED IN 9TH GRADE) where they can bullshit everything they do in school and still get A's
Did you do the math homework?
Fuck that i am a professional student
Whats your math average
90
professional student by Louis January 13, 2006

honor student 

Every niglet that is shot or killed in some way.
Leroyshaun be a good boy, he dint do niffinz, he be a honor student
honor student by slk32 July 3, 2011

vietnamese student association 

A club of gay asians that gather to talk about sexual problems due to there small penises.
Hey, last week at VSA after the meeting, I got my penis to rise!

art student 

Those who persue the field of art mostly because they are so uninteresting and cannot carry on a conversation with the common person. They instead insist on "expressing" themselves with their "art."

Their unoriginal works of "art" will never be able to afford them the personality implants necessary to function outside of the campus environment.

Commonly referred to as introverted snots that mistake funky hair and trendy clothes for individualism.
Art students can usually be found in any coffee house or college student union.
art student by Donny Fleischer March 9, 2010

honors student 

A person who particularily likes to deal with other people's shit in real life, whether intentionally or unintentionally.
That guy is such an honors student. He actually listens to girls, when they talk to him, even if they don't sleep with him at the end of the night.
honors student by Fei Ge October 16, 2005

good-attitude student 

A jerk. One who is favored by the school administration, but not by peers.
Larry turned out to be a real good-attitude student.