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The best TikTok content creator to ever walk this earth, all of his content is peek and will never be matched. This man is a goat and will never be forgotten.
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by i.want.to.be.a.straw.hat November 1, 2021
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GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAW

A straw which is used to drink the KFC dessert version of a McFlurry. Also a an act performed on a girl you think is really sexy. To ‘ Give her a KrushemsStraw,’ you must acquire a large straw that you get with the dessert at KFC. Once this is done, you must stick the straw up a girls asshole and wait for her to fart . At the very moment the girl is emitting a big fart, you must suck on the large KRUSHEM STRAW and inhale.
I met a girl off of Tinder. For our first date I took her to KFC. After finishing the bucket of chicken I had a KFC KRUSHEM dessert. I decided to keep a hold of the straw when we left KFC, in the hope that I could use it
my date. Thankfully she invited me back to her apartment for sex. Once we were in her bedroom I pulled out the KRUSHEM STRAW and asked her to spread her ass cheeks and I stuck the straw up her asshole. I then proceeded to GIVE HER A KFC KRUSHEM STRAW “ . I asked her to pass wind and then I sucked up her fart through the straw like it was a shit tasting bong. She was so hot , I really enjoyed it!
by L892 March 8, 2025
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strawberry peels

Who tf knows Uzi & Thug be spittin' tho
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by trudick March 13, 2020
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Strawberry Coors

A regular coors that you drink through a twizzler
check out my new creation- its a strawberry coors- its just a regular coors that you drink through a twizzler! (from American Dad)
by basketballbrian July 12, 2009
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Strawberry Choc dip

When you fuck her in the arse with her used tampon and dip it in her bloody pussy and then in her shitty arse on repeat until she comes
I was round at Susan's the other night and I gave her a strawberry choc dip 😋
by Working Class Hero January 2, 2021
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Strawberry Time

In Japan "Strawberry Time" is when a young couple have first started dating and they are loveydovey
Where are Jane and Jim? "Strawberry Time"
by torridgirl August 17, 2011
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