wedding straw

When you give your "future wife" the pipe on wedding day/night.

Damn bro, you already know I gave her that wedding straw later that night.

by Space Junkee May 2, 2018

O’Nella’s Straw

A philosophical principle based on Occam’s razor. “The simplest design is always the most efficient.”

The drinking straw’s design formed the basis for O’Nella’s Straw

by Whythisword February 24, 2023

Put that straw to the floor

When ur sober mate refuses to finish his drink you must use this phrase to ensure he gets on your level.

Sexton you cunt ‘put that straw to the floor’
(Sexton) Proceeds to finish drink

by MgC1638383 April 18, 2025

Don't bust a straw!

The worst thing ever to happen when a person is seriously thirsty.

HEY DON'T BUST A STRAW!

by Tdent465 November 24, 2022

Kinkos Straws

Gas Station and Fast Food straws made from paper and taste like copy paper when used for drinking.

I had to use Kinkos Straws today at my local gas station because the store got rid of plastic straws.

by jondich October 27, 2021

Straw man

A person who entangles another persons statements in an argument and uses those words in a completely different manner than intended to attack the other person

I said it’s just been a stressful few days,, the straw man took that comment and said “see I’m at fault you said you’re under stress, stress is your problem and I’m causing it.

by wtf is wrong with people March 30, 2023

straw job

when a girl is so into a blow that job that she drinks your jiz

Bruh my girl is crazy. She gave me a straw job last night.

by (:)]+< November 3, 2010