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Stocking stuffer

When a woman or a man engages in sexual intercourse, involving every hole being stuffed. Mouth, ass, and vaginal area, per woman. Males mouth and ass. Various partners, toys and creativity apply.
You mean your husband gave you a stocking stuffer on your wedding night , oh my god
by Ahsile June 29, 2017
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Dank Stock

Hilarious and dank, they are pictures use the awkward Shutterstock pics as memes... Look it up!
Dude 1: oh man I just saw the most dank stock!
Dude 2: oh mayn! Send it to me!
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Immaculate Stock

When you take a shit that results in absolutely nothing to wipe afterwards. This usually occurs when you produce a nice firm turd immediately following a thorough cleaning (shower, bath) of the asshole area.
I am now a religious man. I've had my first immaculate stock!
by dutch_rudder_jockey January 15, 2013
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stocked phat

"I'm stocked phat on the AA's, but not on AAA's!"
"If you want to stop by my house for Thanksgiving, I'm stocked phat on food."
by ocSLUCIOUS January 6, 2012
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Boot Stock

A soggy wet foot sitting in a boot full of blood for several days making a terrible smelling Boot Stock.
Just because your on blood thinners dale, does not mean you should leave your bad toe nail clip job to bleed out in your boot for days to make a Boot Stock!
by Muddygummybear December 27, 2023
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The Naughty Stocking

When one defecates in one's pillow as an act of revenge
My non riz one night stand made fun of my drip, so when she showered the next morning I gave her the naughty stocking and bounced
by La Guadalajara January 8, 2024
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good stock

When a human being is born with good genes...has a strong healthy blood line...
My kids come from good stock...me and my husband
by Scorpio Chic January 19, 2024
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