Dick Sticker

a derragatory term for one who sticks his dick in every vagina he can, whether the girl is old, young, ugly, or pretty. a gross, sex tool, scumbag.

"Ew, look at Garrett. What a desperate and pathetic guy."
"Yeah I heard he did it with some 14 year old."
"Isn't he a little old for that?"
"Yeah, but he's a Dick Sticker."

by guys are stupid December 27, 2011

sticklerforrules

Punky, like when you wear your punky pants.

Ryan is sticklerforrules.

by jadedgf April 24, 2008

sticker lickers

Public school teachers who reward kids by giving them stickers for everything they do...no matter what grade level they teach.

I had to go to an all day meeting with a room filled with sticker lickers.

by John Peskey November 11, 2006

stickertiria

A disease when you put too many stickers on you and you get addicted

"Im goin to rehab"
"why?, alcoholic?"
"No, bad case of stickertiria"

by zeldababy May 9, 2010

Sticker-Kiss

When you kiss your hand then place it somewhere else on someones body. as if you were putting a sticker on someone.

'Sticker-kiss'

*kisses hand*
*Presses hand against fore-head*

Thanks for the sticker-kiss

by Acid-Wolfe October 29, 2012

Sticker Bliss

The feeling experienced when a sticker being removed from an item (usually newly bought) peels away flawlessly, leaving no excess sticker or adhesive residue on the item.

The feeling has been reported to be better than any human emotion and/or high experienced through narcotics. Can potentially cause fatal cases of gush and squirt.

Tom - "F#ck dude, got some chronic sticker bliss the other day. Was so intense I voided my bowels and broke into violent seizure. It was awesome."

Harry - "Sh!t man."

by Dddrraaaaaaa March 5, 2013

stickle britches

A safe word when things in the workplace get uncomfortable.

While peeling an orange the juice sprays in your boss.

Boss:(Laughing) You squirted on me! Get it! She squirted in me!
You: Stickle britches.

by AussiePoof October 28, 2013