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Steven

This is a guy who just goes with the flow, every girl secretly wants some piece of him but doesn’t want to say, he also has a brother who eats beans and sleeps.
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Steven! Stop eating all the glue!... save some for me
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Watching Steven Segal

"Watching Steven Segal" is the act of making and eating hamburgers using the raw hamburger meat and cum left over after a man fills a quart milk carton full of luke-warm raw hamburger meat and makes sweet love to it.
When Christopher said he was "Watching Steven Segal" we all knew what kind of extra protein was in that meal.
by incwad August 13, 2007
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Steven

Steven is sweet, caring and always treats his girlfriend right. He has SOME trouble expressing emotion but once he gets to know and trust you he will open up. He tends to be protective and always wants to be there to help his girlfriend, best friend or friend if there is a problem. He loves for life and is worth more than you could imagine. He NEVER gives up without a fight. Steven's are perfect for Jessica's :D
Boy: "Why is he opening the door for her?"
Girl: "Duh! He is a Steven!"
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a) The Brotha-man, Steve-o, Stephenopolous, Steve-arino, The Steve-meister, all are common nicknames given to one named Steven. These nicknames stem from many sources, the largest of which is Rob Schnider on SNL as the Copy Guy.
b) One who is large and in charge, a breaker of the will of other men.
c) The funniest kid you have ever met.
a) Hey, Brotha-man you are the definition of Steve-arino!!

b) Dude that guy is Steve'. (or) That Steven is so gonna beat you down.

c) Steve Martin, Steve Lynch, Steven Burmeister, Steven Colbert Steve-o -from Jackass-, (enough said)
by MJBizzle November 10, 2006
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Steven is a cool, genuine, sexy, kind caring guy that is so so so funny. Steven says the most random things that will make you crack up. Steven is the best at cheering people up when there upset, he is the best friend anyone could possibly ask for. Steven is the type of friend that is always there for you through good and bad situations, Steven will be there to make you laugh and feel much better. Steven has a positive energy that makes him a great person to hang around.If you ever have a chance to be friends with Steven you should take that opportunity straight away he's the kindest guy you will ever meet with a heart of gold.
Steven is the best
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steven seagal

One of the coolest actors ever. A ninja and not afraid to show it.
Me> damn, steven seagal is the fucking man

Retard> that guy is a shitty actor and his movies su-

Steven Seagal> -appears out of nowhere and swiftfully executes a flawless move, paralyzing the un-wise one from the back down-

Me> thanks, steven

Steven Seagal> no problemo -dissapears-
by GOERNR January 17, 2006
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