mayonnaise stepping

The sexual act of rubbing mayonnaise on your balls and having your partner step on them.

Hey hun wanna do some mayonnaise stepping tonight?

by Ibreaststroke October 01, 2018

Step Boyfriend

A guy that isn't your boyfriend but talks to you like a boyfriend would.

"Me and Tristan have been talking, but we aren't official"

"So he's like a step boyfriend?"

by Astral21 April 22, 2021

Stress Stepping

Repeatedly tripping yourself up about something. Becoming more and more frustrated. Becoming extremely stressed.

That bitch left me with nothing, but I'm not stress stepping to it.

Man, I'm fuckin' broke, but I'm not even stress stepping about it.

by sexy ewok December 23, 2011

Step One

The first thing you should do every morning after you wake up. Is put some underpants on.

Even better if you got them from stepone.life

Step One! Get some!

So how can i start the day without doing step one! Without them is considered criminal!

by Tayan December 13, 2020

Skill Stepping

Online game tactic usually done during MMO PVP when the player strafes back and forth quickly for no beneficial reason. Usually done by stealth classes such as rogues. Used to imply they are skilled at the game because they do not keyboard turn and instead use strafe. Can also be seen as an alternate form of teabagging on a stunned opponent.

"Why is this rogue skill stepping on a trash mob?" "This idiot skill steps during the entire fight"

by Ur Moms BF July 29, 2018

Step wife

Step wife: the second wife of my ex-husband. The step-mom to my kids.

I love my step wife. She is better than the ex-husband!

by HD HO June 27, 2019

Phantom Step

When you your walking in the dark or preoccupied with your mobile phone/psp/ipod etc. etc. whilst on the stairs and then you get to the top step and totally freakout when you go to step on the next step and there isn't one there and you proceed to have a mini heart-attack and then you realize everything is ok.

*ring ring*
Jim: Oh hey man.
Ron: Hey wanna grab a beer later?
Jim: Yeah sounds good.
Ron: Ok I'm on my way to the car. I'll be over there in abo- aughhhhh.
Jim: Ron?! RON!?!?
Ron: Oh my sweet Jesus *sob*
Jim: Dude what's wrong?!?!
Ron: Oh never mind I was just walking up the stairs and there was a phantom step. No biggie.
Jim: Screw you.
*click*

by Sir Timothy Longcockathong February 13, 2009