Step One

The first thing you should do every morning after you wake up. Is put some underpants on.

Even better if you got them from stepone.life

Step One! Get some!

So how can i start the day without doing step one! Without them is considered criminal!

by Tayan December 13, 2020

Phantom Step

When you your walking in the dark or preoccupied with your mobile phone/psp/ipod etc. etc. whilst on the stairs and then you get to the top step and totally freakout when you go to step on the next step and there isn't one there and you proceed to have a mini heart-attack and then you realize everything is ok.

*ring ring*
Jim: Oh hey man.
Ron: Hey wanna grab a beer later?
Jim: Yeah sounds good.
Ron: Ok I'm on my way to the car. I'll be over there in abo- aughhhhh.
Jim: Ron?! RON!?!?
Ron: Oh my sweet Jesus *sob*
Jim: Dude what's wrong?!?!
Ron: Oh never mind I was just walking up the stairs and there was a phantom step. No biggie.
Jim: Screw you.
*click*

by Sir Timothy Longcockathong February 13, 2009

Step chickens

A beautiful cult. Worship the MoTher hen. Do it . 🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔

Jeremy: Hey!
Will:hey!
Jeremy: R u a step chicken

Will:no....
Jeremy: I will kill u 🐔
It is a word used for step chickens

by Step chicken shall rise 🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔 June 2, 2020

Blaze step

Blaze step

Adjective. blazed (comparative more blazed, superlative most blazed) (slang) Under the influence of marijuana, usually at a relatively high dose while doing fifteen thousand steps observing the ducks, chickens, rabbits and other domesticated animals.

Dan was blaze stepping, he did the rounds in fifteen thousand.

by Thommo-JT October 21, 2023

boutta step in

To enter a group chat, DM , room. Step in referring to a funny picture of someone walking.

1:*posts leg selfie* boUTTA STEP IN!
2: dam that boi is hot, boutta step in them DM's!

by Mynameiscay December 13, 2016

Step chickens

A cult owned by chunkysdead a popular creator on tiktok

You can say “I found this cult called step chickens on tiktok they have weird pfp tho”

by Gah dang May 19, 2020

Step sib

the friend who isn’t a brother or a sister but a step brother or sister (you don’t fuck your siblings but you’ll fuck a step sibling)

*Also called a Step Mom(my) or Dad(day)

You’re my favorite Step Sibling !

by Wreck Ralph October 6, 2017