Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.
Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.
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Boyfriend stealing whore

Be careful of getting close with Vanessa, I heard she’s a boyfriend stealing whore.
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third wheel and steal

when you're a third wheel for awhile but eventually start dating one of the couple, causing the couple to break up
dang you really went and stole my girl with that third wheel and steal
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Steal a cow

Code word for steal my virginity and make her (Moo)an
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Steal Seen

An action in which someone takes all the seen in a chat.
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Hym "Billionaires are stealing from... ME and NOT YOU. If government policies that provide tax cuts are theft then the married and the parents are are ALSO stealing from everyone. They are stealing from everyone to support their own kids BUT THE BILLIONAIRES are outside of the grasp and now they want to steal MORE except from them in addition to everyone else. They are gluttons. And they wonder why they lost the election. You're walking up to the guy you're stealing from and telling him that we should steal the billionaire's money so YOU can have more of the money for you and your kids. And you know what happens when you get the billionaire's money? You get left holding the bag because 'you're an incel', they take all of the money and feed it to their kids (who inevitably just shit it out), and then they enslave you so that you can generate more money to steal for their kids in the form of child tax credits!"
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