Stanley

A pathetic, micro-dicked incel who can't get a date because they're too busy blaming lesbians for taking their women and masculinity.
"Have you seen Stanley lately? I heard he is on an FBI watchlist now."

"Did you hear about Stanley?"
"Is he the guy that sent dick picks to all the girls at work?"
"Is THAT what that was? I was wondering why everyone was in such an uproar over a photo of a tictac."
by King 13 July 1, 2022
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Stanley staco

This person is one of the cutest, loving, smartest, kindest, caring people you’ll ever know. He brings out the light in every room, makes people happy without trying. He’s the life of the party. Everyone loves him. He’s such a beautiful soul and a wonderful person. He has charm and is funny as hell. He makes you laugh when you’re mad, he will make u smile with tears in your eyes. He always has the best intention, he’s so handsome inside and outside. He’s the unexpected blessing you never thought you’d ever find. He’s the sun on the darkest of days. If you meet him, you’ll be the luckiest person in the world. I can’t stand a day without him, I am the luckiest to have him too. I love you bubby.
You don’t know Stanley staco???

He’s one of a kind man, you’re missing out.

I love Stanley staco, he’s a blessing on Earth
by jazmine123 September 7, 2020
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for stanley

my favourite person n gives the best hugs <3333 STOP BEING MEAN TO ME
for stanley he is mean to karekare
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Stanley

A street urchin that resembles a young Krabsback.
I almost hit a Stanley this morning on my way to work.
by old uncle rigid July 22, 2022
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Tia Stanley

Tia Stanley a stupid skinny bitch who asks up in front of boys, She looks like shit and her slaggy photos look like she got tips from a crack whore, Tia Stanley is an ugly shit face that has thin ass hair and thinks she is pretty when she clearly isn't.
Person 1: Omg Did you see that ugly slag over there.
Person 2: Yes, she is such a Tia Stanley
Person 1: How embarrassing
mugGet the Tia Stanleymug.

Stanley

(adj.)
- feeling of discomfort or unease particularly due to repetition.
*dizzy, nauseous, etc*
(n.)

- a person who finds relief in repetition.
"uergh I've been playing this game for a while, i feel a little stanley"
Person A: getting the same lunch for 2 weeks
Person B: "aren't you a Stanley"
Person A: "yeah maybe I am"
by valwoowoo July 5, 2024
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David Stanley

A shorty hairy troll like creature that smells like a sweaty sock that’s been rolled in fromundercheese.
That guy needs a shower because he is getting David Stanley
by Big fisher. August 2, 2022
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