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Any form of sex involving penetration of a man's urethra, using one's (man or women) toes to stimulate the penis, and/or the penetration of one's ears, nose, mouth or anus with one's penis, usually with two or more of the above occuring at once.
Dude, I just did it shakespeare style and it was great!
Really?
Yeah, but my urethra and toes are a bit tender.
by Colin March 14, 2005
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stokesism

Similar to a witisism but much funnier, will often be innuendo or smutty. Will make a member of the opposite sex find you instantly attractive. A successful stokesism guarentees sex.
Man: hey, is he having sex with my wife?
Man2: yeah, he used a stokesism
Man: FUCK!
by cpt adam November 25, 2007
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Fire Snakes

n. The result of consuming too many chilis and/or spicy food(s) causing long skinny poop that burns your sphincter.
Doug I loved your habanero salsa last night but it gave me the worst fire snakes ever this morning!
by sheepski January 8, 2011
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The United States Navy

In response to the fellow that said the Navy was, and I quote, "a bunch of weiner lickers from day one", here is the truth. The United States Navy is the first line of defense for the country. If you like living on the coast, thank the Navy. If you like living at all, thank the Navy. The United States Navy can be anywhere in the world in seventy two hours. If you like knowing that pissed off countries cannot attack us, thank the Navy. The United States Navy can operate on land, as they did when they killed the most wanted man in the world, Osama bin Laden. If you like knowing that the man that killed thousands of people one day is dead, thank the Navy. Upon his death the Navy SEALs (the most feared warriors in the world) found plans of more attacks that he was planning. So if you like not being terrorized, thank the Navy. So if you think the Navy really is a bunch of weiner lickers, maybe you should drag your sorry ass into the middle of the desert, sea, or air and get shot at a few times. Then maybe you can still call the Navy such false names (which you won't). But if you really don't want to, don't worry, you don't have to. And for that, thank the damn Navy.
The United States Navy:

On June 28, 2005 a team of four Navy SEALs were stuck in a botched mission when these four men were fighting off 200 Taliban. The four SEALs killed approx. eighty fighters. That is 20 fighters per SEAL. At the end of the battle, only one SEAL remained, the other three had been killed, sacrificing their lives for us and our freedom. One of them, Lt. Michael P. Murphey, was awarded the Medal of Honor.

Ghost Eye: SEAL Team 1 this is Ghost Eye you have thirty tangos north of your position, do you request air support?

Navy SEALs: Negative Ghost Eye, we are in the Navy

Ghost Eye: Oh yeah, sorry I thought you were the Army there for a second, excuse me. Well it looks like you guys have it put away, I'm heading home
by GONAVY23 June 30, 2011
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Shakesponed

When you use Shakespeare's own words as an insult to others.
"Thou art an ass. You just got Shakesponed."
by SkylerKidd May 31, 2011
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Snakes to ya

In reference to Snakes On A Plane, an expression of sympathy for a bad situation. Another way of saying "that sucks."
Michael: Dude I got Alaskan Pipe Bombed last night.

Aaron: Snakes to ya bro.
by Mr. Stanturf June 12, 2011
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Staesha

A female name.

Commonly misspelled and overpassed by other versions, pronounced Stay-jia. Unique version of the names Stacia and Stesha. Originated from the Grand Duchess of Russia, Anastasia.

She is a girl who has beautiful eyes and a smile that is contagious and loves to laugh. A Unique Beauty. One who has visible outer and inner beauty. A "Hottie". A lovely girl, sweet and thoughtful.
"Staesha? That's a unique way to spell it."
by analei January 18, 2015
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