Gooch Stabber

A woman who wasnt nothing but her own way and in doing so causing as much displeasure as possible , by not letting a man in any of her holes but instead allowing him only to stave his penis on the area between both

Margaret sat in the restaurant on their first date

"I dont like the food here, we cant eat here or that other place you wanted to , and if we do go back to mine dont even think about it "

John sat there thinking to himself

"What a gooch stabber"

by Rooboy222 November 1, 2009

double stubble trouble

After two men make out, one or both may have a chapped-lip or sunburn sensation on their face due to each others' stubble.

After his night with Brent, Jake was suffering from some serious double stubble trouble.

by Space Delfín Captain 5000 June 3, 2011

Controlled Stubble

Facial hair that is not completely a beard but more like a five o'clock shadow. It is neatly trimmed into the shape of a beard but lacks in length. This is most common with teenage boys who believe they can grow facial hair, but can't, and want to look more mature.

Teenager 1: " Hey man check out my controlled stubble, took me 2 weeks to grow!"

Teenage 2: " I'm trying to grow out mine too!"

by high5er5 January 25, 2012

Idaho stabber

The sexual act of stabbing yourself in the penis

(Person 1) Hey, why is your dick bleeding?
(Person 2) i idaho stabber'd myself last night
(Person 1) that explains it

by Urbandick2660 March 2, 2014

anally stabbed myself

When ya playin' with a figit spinner and you accidentally stab yourself with it.

Sorry b0ss I anally stabbed myself

by bitchboy23 June 1, 2017

Pickle Stabber

A pickle stabber also means here in Canada Cowboi Boots, get it... at the bar these cow folks always like to do the cow pie two step and tussle in the end. Boots with Hard Pointy Toes aimed at your privates.

This cowboi sure looks fancy in his new pickle stabbers trying to impress the pigs.

by Calgary Viewpoint March 3, 2018

James Stabbert

The perfect boyfriend that you can always count on. Very attractive, huge muscles, the best eyes. He will always make you feel your best. Loving, caring, patient, everything you could ever ask for. He is the definition of perfect. Definitely a girlfriend type a guy. THE ABSOLUTE BESTEST AND CUTEST, no doubt about it.

I love James stabbert.
I miss James stabbert.
James stabbert loves feet.

by Your favorite girlfriend January 19, 2020