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Square Invasion

When some jack-off isn't content with his/her own square on the sofa/couch and like some armchair Hitler tries to move in to your square as well.

(Everyone is allocated one square and no more)
(Brian is plotting a Square Invasion)

Mark: Here! Get your feet out of my square you square invader!!

Brian: C'mon your not even using all of it and I want to put my feet up, you curly-headed f*ck
by R. R. Toilet Gee June 27, 2010
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squaretangular

a square with circular corners thus meanig "squaretangular"

e.g:"that house is squaretangular in apperance"
by james ag davies September 12, 2011
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Square Eyes (Squaritis in Latin)

This can occur from staring at a TV screen or computer monitor for hours on end.

When working in an office staring at a computer monitor all day, your eyes start to feel tired & drowsy, almost as if they're becoming square shaped. It gets worse when doing a repetitive task, eg editing a spreadsheet full of boring numbers for hours on end........

It can also occur when you've watched a Lord of the Rings Trilogy Marathon or from watching porn for 48 hours straight when left alone at home when the wife/girlfriend/room-mate goes away for the weekend.
eg 1
John: I'm sick of editing these numbers in this spreadsheet. My eyes feel like they're becoming square............

Sally: Dude, you sound like you've got a bad case of Square Eyes (Squaritis in Latin)

eg 2
Matt: Oh man, Jess went away for a Spa weekend with the girls. I watched so much porn that my eyes are burning!

Steve: Shit man, you look like you're suffering from Square Eyes, or Squaritis to use the medical term. I feel the same, Shoniqwa went to her parents so I watched the Lord of the Rings Trilogy back to back, then watched all of the Star Wars films, I was so fucked up I even watched the prequels!
by Peter McDreamy January 10, 2012
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Square one

When you messed up big time with a friend and now you are back from where y’all started. You gotta start the WHOLE friendship over
Nah bruh that’s fucked up, we at square one now
by Mamadukes7702 November 3, 2018
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Moore Square

Ghetto bus station in downtown Raleigh NC. Where all the homeless people hang out.
When I got off the bus at Moore Square, about a million homeless people asked me for money.
by radrab May 18, 2009
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Cry Square

When a group of friends surrounds a friend, usually in a square formation, hitting/kicking them until they cry.
Christina can't come over tonight?!??!

No Carly, so next time we see her, we will cry square that whore
by bitcheslovesmileys November 21, 2010
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Aolani suarez

A beatiful young girl that I met this year n I love to talk to. She is an amazing person! She's a square but I accept her for who she is!! Shes a girl dat wears hello kittie shoes!! I think she is beautiful and dat she should be happy :)
: hey damn whose dat!!!
: dat right der is aolani suarez!
by 12oval September 26, 2011
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