springle

a useless sentence or directive usually given by someone in middle management who is completely incompetent and underqualified.

springles are best demonstrated by rampant arse covering and outright lies about project status and deadline capabalities.
can also be characterised by blatant racial discrimation i.e 'they're Indian, it's a cultural thing'.

by pam beasley January 13, 2008

Dutch Sprinkler System

When you are doing a girl well from behind and she releases a large quantity of liquid that smells like urine all over your bed

Doing her well from behind set off the 'ol dutch sprinkler system

by Joran van der Sloot March 10, 2008

Sprinkle rod

The act of taking a needle or sharp object and repetitively stabbing your penis, And then urinate, causing a sprinkler effect. Good for outdoor summer days!

Man, it was hot out yesterday, Good thing i created a sprinkle rod!

by DarknessFallz May 16, 2009

sprinkles

Sprinkles (n.) : A group of highly flamboyant gay men.

Key West is known for its Sprinkles

What a couple of sprinkles.

by skubaloob November 19, 2010

Sprinkles

Picking the nose and then sprinkling what is found in the nose over one's shoulder.

A guy in sweats, overly sweaty (really red too), picking his nose and sprinkling. These are sprinkles.

by PJ12221 September 3, 2009

Sprinkle

The act of 1 man shaving his pubic hair and sprinkling them on another persons face.

Rob- Last night tom was passed out, he got a good sprinkle.

by Halomager April 17, 2009

tiddy sprinkles

When you shit on some sluts tits and sprinkle some white rice on top before she eats it

Damn bro! I picked up this hot girl at the sushi bar and took her back to my place for dessert. She loved her tiddy sprinkles, but man was it messy!

by Pigknucks August 20, 2020