screwdriver

You never have the right ones.

I needed this screwdriver for unscrewing screws, but they were all the wrong sizes.

by udusers1 August 11, 2010

Crank Dat Latrell Sprewell

When you skeet across a bitch then immediatly choke her out; as if to hide the evidence.

Johnny railed that chick so hard last night she was gonna file assault charge. He had to Crank Dat Latrell Sprewell and now he's royally fucked

by Satchmotown October 22, 2008

screwdriver in paradise

The act of self-fellatio, not swallowing the resulting jism. Then, using a bendy straw in the shape of either a flamingo or the participant's name, force the jism into your partner's vaginal or anal cavity through means of blowing.

Me and the old ball and chain are gonna go try for a kid, but her cunt is a little too rancid for my richard, so I'm gonna do the old Screwdriver in Paradise method instead.

by smokeyblair June 7, 2019

porn screwed

The act of getting really and explicitly fucked over.

Lou: I just found out that my girlfriend cheated on me with the guy that stole my identity.

Steve: Dude, you got porn screwed.

by Karly & Emmy July 6, 2008

Lucas the tookis the macgyver screwdriver

Long ass name given to people who fix shit in trucks.

Franks dad- thanks Lucas the tookis the macgyver screwdriver
Lucas - (hangs himself)

by Z-dad March 2, 2018

Screw

A nail with threads.

I'm going to use this screw to hang the moose head on. Hand me the hammer.

by shadowprince February 3, 2010

screwed

Invented by the late great DJ Screw of Houston, TX. Music is considered screwed when the pitch is dropped and the tempo of the song is slowed down. Screw music is one of the strangest forms of hip-hop music to date, and is gaining national interest, with popular southern rap artists releasing screwed versions of their albums.

Paul Wall “I keep my music screwed and chopped, I’m the undisputed king of the parking lot.”

by micheal_a September 3, 2005