Sports Muff

The nether-regions of a female after a sporting event.

I got a good taste of Melissa’s sports muff last night after her soccer practice.

by Rook34 November 8, 2023

sports writer

noun

1 : one who is not a very good writer

2 : an oxymoron

sports writer : First of all let me say to begin with that Jamal Reynolds is in my own personal opinion a draft bust.

regular writer : In my personal opinion drafting Jamal Reynolds was a bad decision for the Green Bay Packers.

by Dirk The Daring December 6, 2010

Sport cunt

A "sport cunt" is just some piece of ass that you fuck, but have no intention of being involved in a relationship with the rest of the body.

Yeah, I fucked Kellie last night, but she’s just a sport cunt, I won’t be taking her out on public!

by Richter Ass June 20, 2019

sport fuck

to fuck for entertainment purposes

I knew it was a sport fuck when he started laughing at me.

by h-town187 May 15, 2010

tongue sports

rapid tongue movement requiring incredible talent, practice, and endurance training

Lauren: Don't stick your tongue out at me! That was violent! You're going to strain your tongue!
Dan: Are you kidding? I've been practicing my tongue sports lately!!

by theonewithbetterunderwear9 September 18, 2005

Sport Fishing

The act of a married or attached guy flirting with a girl to see if they still have "it." Also known as catch and release. Sport Fishing does not end up with a hook up, if it does see "adultery"

Friend 1: Bob is hitting on that chick over there, maybe I should go tell her he's married.
Friend 2. No need man, he's just sport fishing.

by Barbecue Man August 6, 2012

Sports Hangover

The day after a major sports event when your team has lost and you can't get out of bed.

Hey Dan, I think I need an aspirin and some tomatoe juice the Cardinals just lost in the Super Bowl and I have a really bad sports hangover. Oh no, I am going to throw up!

by Lola98675 February 2, 2009