turd-splitter

A turd-splitter is a guy's anal sphincter.

Matt pushed his big dick up my turd-splitter and had a cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

green apple splatters

The proper medical term (citation needed) for diarrhea induced by drinking excessive ammounts of gypsy juice causing a severe burning sensation to the anus on the way out.

Dave: "Kev are you OK in there?"

Kev : "No mate im shitting brown water that is burning the fuck outta my ass!"

Dave: "That'll be the green apple splatters, dude"

Kev : "It was your idea to buy that cheap fucking scrumpy, you twat!"

by MCMXCV April 26, 2008

splittin' clam

Same as poundin' vag, crushin' box, etc.

Layman's terms: To have sex with a woman (preferably rough sex)

Dude 1: How'd it go?

Dude 2: Dude, was splittin' clam all night long.

Dude 1: Word.

by Guitar1929 October 14, 2010

Splatter Britches

Splatter Britches or splatterbritches is the what you call some one after a showing/smelling shart. He then takes the walk of shame. 2 Someone who bleeds from the rectum and feels the need to share with everyone about his condition,Frequently uses office toiletries to construct manpons to also hide the shame.

Splatter Britches or Splatterbritches
Hey Ol Splatterbritches is back! Seen buzzards circling the parking lot!

Hey there Splatterbritches flash her them old snagly yellow wooden teeth! She left? Well that was all she wrote!

by Thisisrichard! February 12, 2015

Slotty

Name given to only the absolute filthiest and most elusive member of the Ogre race. Inspiring and beautiful in his filthy grace, Slotty has been well documented as an advocate of the "Brain Cell Liberation" and "Sesh" movements, in and around his private swampland, also referred to as the "Construction". The crunt 's own local set of myths also claims that stating the term "Hiya, hiya, you fucking rat", three times at precisely 3:33am will summon him to cast you into a pit of eternal decrepicy.

Slotty- "You fucking runt."

by decrepitron April 18, 2018

monkey splitters

a pair of shorts that are very short and tight such that the material is basically crammed into the folds of the vulva, nearly synonymous with "daisy dukes"

did you see that chick wearing those monkey splitters?

by Argonaut August 14, 2007

titty splitter

When a seatbelt goes in between a chicks tits when driving a car and splits them

When I was driving I looked over at the car next to me and said wholy shit check out that chicks titty splitter

by no its not August 21, 2009