One eyed yogurt spitter

beating your meat

aka: "masturbating"

"did you seen the One eyed yogurt spitter"

by G1LOGIC February 14, 2020

clam juice spritzer

When a woman squirts into her hand and claps making a fine mist.

I was juicing the clam and after she turned around and surprised me with a clam juice spritzer.

by Letdown450 April 6, 2022

golden cherry spritzer

A golden shower on your face mixed with a hint of last week's period. A mixed drink served without a glass.

She was so horny after her period, she did not bother with the double. She sat on my face and gave me a "Golden Cherry Spritzer".

by CBHORNY April 10, 2022

Thanksgiving in Switzerland

Giving a blowjob to an anonymous truck driver in a rest stop off I-95 in South Carolina.

I took a lil detour and had Thanksgiving in Switzerland on my way to the Savannah Film Festival last weekend.

by Scuzz McCluckenhammer November 11, 2023

St. Switzerland

A secret, fictional country. It is run the Dictator Remi White. It's second-in-command is Tieg Paulson. St. Switzerland includes many provinces, such as: Nils Land, Aton, Ivy's Islands, and many many more. St. Switzerland contains many magical creatures such as zombies, witches, wizards, vampires, mermaids, faries, werewolves, and walking cookies.

Remi White, Tieg Paulson, St. Switzerland

by Ivykinz October 30, 2011