Spiked seltzer

a liquid of unknown origin, secreted from the genetails, usually of a sex worker,which has the texture and flavor of walmart brand seltzer water

Whoh candi are you okay, i heard you had a flare-uo of spiked seltzer .

Steve you make me so horny,fill up a wine glass with your spiked seltzer and demolish me as i drink it.

by fodueao spondonicles October 27, 2019

Spike

Penis,pecker,dick,peter.

Then I took out my spike.

by Judge dredd7 November 4, 2011

spike

A Hispanic Jewish person, proud to be both,

Yo Javier is a real spike!, he be singing jewish songs with a reggaeton beat!

by Fuch naut April 6, 2023

Spike

some ginger nonce who pull 4 kid at a time
(can also be used as an adjective)

"what a Spike"
"That guy is attempting a spike, quick call the police!"

by Podi_mamba April 30, 2019

Spiked

Lumber prices have Spiked and so has hinder lips of an angel. Sunday Funday

Zac Moss has really spiked his investments this quarter! He must have PENN

by Zwright August 8, 2021

Football spike

When you sit on the toilet to take a shit, a little nugget gets forced out splashing the water below similar to a football being spiked in the endzone.

Dude, I had a nice football spike in the toilet today. My cheeks are so wet.

by Urban knowledge January 11, 2017

Spike

Pay for someone's transaction, for example lunch or coffee.

"Hey let's get some coffee, don't worry I'll spike you!"

by JD Mags April 9, 2020