Shape up

Phrase used to initiate a fist fight.
similar to 'come at me, bro'.

Coined in Western Sydney.

'Oi, you broke me last durry; shape up, cunt'.

by victurtle November 22, 2011

Snape

Is a form of coercion in which a man or woman makes a member of the opposite sex snuggle with them. This is known amongst some groups of people as "snuggle rape".

Man 1: Hey Bobby did you see what I did to Jill 5 days ago?
Bobby: No, What did you do?
Man 1: I snaped her and she loved it!!

by Snapist October 24, 2011

Snape killed Dumbledore

An expression inspired by the 2005 internet fad around the Harry Potter and the Half-Blood prince in which the character Snape kills Dumbledore.

"Snape killed Dumbledore" is closest in meaning to shit happens or I don't give a shit and is is used as an unsympathetic comeback, similar to Jesus wept.

Guy 1: "Balls. I just failed another Calc test. Another, and I'll fail the class."
Guy 2: "Snape killed Dumbledore, you know? You always complain about failing classes, why don't you study for once?"

by Ben Dover! May 26, 2006

scapegeese

like scapegoat, refers to the common act act of blaming a airplane crash on a flock of birds or geese, specifically.

Jack: On the news, they said the culprit in the plane that crash-landed on the Hudson River was a flock of birds that got sucked into the engine after take-off, and not pilot-error.

Jim: It's so convenient to make the birds the Scapegeese!

by Jaggsokc January 25, 2009

scapecat

(n.) the act of blaming your fart on a cat.

*similar to scapedog

Person 1: Did you fart dude?
Person 2: No, it was the cat.
Person 1: Are you scapecatting?
Person 2: Yes....

by newspaperdude February 17, 2010

Scapegoaties

Legend says that during the legendary Greek War, a mystical creature was born. It's name was Scapegoaties. It all started when a farmer was trying to escape the sufferings of the Greek War. He loaded all his supplies and his two goats in a boat and ventured off into the sea. A couple feet into the sea, he realized that he was sinking because there were too many items on the boat. He quickly went to one of the goats and cast him overboard. The goat drowned and was passed into the underworld. Aries, the God of War looked into the goat's soul and saw resentment and sadness and decided to use him as his own goat warrior. Aries went to the God of the Underworld, Hades, to strike a deal. The deal was to bring back the goat to life in exchange for souls that the goat warrior would bring back. Hades accepted and brought him back to life under the command of Aries, the body of a fish, and the signature of Hades, a goatee. Now every one thousand years, Scapegoaties rises from the sea, comes into countries and destroys them by looking into each and every person's souls.

You Shall Die in the Name of the Scapegoaties!!

by LilTinkTink October 18, 2013

Snape kill

Killing someone to deceive your dark Overlord into believing that you are their right hand man.

"Wow! I can't believe he would Snape kill his best friend just to deceive the king! A true spy right there."

by POPY248 May 6, 2016