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Sneaker Hoe 

A ghetto broad who lures thugs and urban males by wearing nothing but sneakers. Many of these street walkers dream to be in a Rap video or a Hood Sexy magazine. They would do anything/anyone to cop a fresh pair. Statistically speaking, 92% of Sneaker Hoes end up working the Checker's Drive through window, sporting sneakers that many will never see. The dream never dies.
My marriage was ruined by a Sneaker Hoe.
Sneaker Hoe by it'shammatimeyo March 23, 2012

Sneakergasm 

This tingly feeling you get when a cold pair of kicks catches your eyes (Jordans , Maxes , SBs , Ect.. ) .
Guy1: Bro have you seen the new Lebrons?
Guy2: The Summit Lakes ? Hell yea them joints wet AF!
Guy1: I know nigga I damn near had a #Sneakergasm When I first seen em.
Sneakergasm by Young Trainz August 25, 2012

Sneaky Snowman 

A sneaky snowman is a sexual act that requires patience, skill, and a degree of tolerance for the cold. To perform a sneaky snowman, a man first inserts his erect penis into extremely cold water or a bucket of ice. Prolonged exposure can lead to frost-bite so caution must be used. The challenge is also to maintain an erection in spite of the cold. Once the penis has been sufficiently cooled, it should be inserted unexpectedly into a woman's vagina or anus. The unexpectedness of the act , and the accompanying sense of intense cold gives this sexual act its name.
Samantha mentioned to her friend Janet that her boyfriend Jack sneaked up behind her last night while she had just got out of the shower and gave her a sneaky snowman. She also mentioned that she found the experience "shockingly refreshing".
Sneaky Snowman by CrepuscularMonty November 12, 2012

Sneaky Jesus 

1) Technique used by popular Christian bands to 'sneak' Jesus or religious themes into their music.

2) The act of stealthily slipping a crucifix into the anus of one's partner during sexual intimacy.
Don't trust Keaton, he'll give you a Sneaky Jesus when you're not lookin'.
Sneaky Jesus by Sarah, Liz, Mike January 3, 2006
Quietly moving around places that you aren't supposed to. Also to come up behind someone without noticing and possibly scaring them if they notice you.
sneak by sasukewolf June 29, 2008

Sneaky Nigger 

A sex maneuver in which the male waits until the female falls asleep. Then the male enters the room, has sex with the female, enpregnates her, then upon leaving, steals her T.V. and is never seen nor heard from by the female again.
Jack: Hey man, we need some cash, and i'm horny, what should we do.

Robb: You could pull off a sneaky nigger on that girl down the street. We could sell the T.V. at the pawn shop.
Sneaky Nigger by ThatBitchinGuyPhil December 15, 2008