Slattery

use the word Slattery to describe when something/someone sucks, "you got it bad", or when something is unfortunate. Slattery can also be used as a verb (ex: you got slattered)

He got cheated on by his girlfriend? Thats the slattery!!!

by missmuffin April 10, 2009

Smatter Horn

Taking a dump on someones chest during sexual intercourse.

"I gave Shirly a wicked smatter horn horn last night!"

by Turbaisu August 6, 2007

scatter head

Shit for brains

Dion is a scatter head.

by 65799 February 6, 2012

Twatter Swatter

To swat someones twat.
Twatter Swatter.

Dude! He just totally Twatter Swatter that chick
LAWL
Laguna Betch deserved it.

by INCHOIORWENCE October 20, 2008

cum swatter

Someone who gets cummed on then rubs it in like lotion and smacks them self

Shut the fuck up you cum swatter.
Can I come swat you.

by BRobb May 20, 2008

Slattery

A Slattery (or Slatteries) is/are a person who is largely indefinable, as far as how they are ranked in coolness.

They can be percieved as cool in one scenario, which usually leads them to be invited to parties; whereupon they are suddenly discovered to be lame.

The strangest phenomenon concerning these people is that once their position has been ascertained at the parties as 'lame', they can quickly revert back to coolness as soon as the following day.

"I just don't know how I feel about him. He seems like he could be a slattery."

"Well, she seemed cool at the movies the other day; but last night she turned out to be a slattery."

"Come on, don't embarrass me! Everyone will think you're just a slattery."

by Angry Pac-Man March 10, 2009

Scatterpilla

it is what you become after a big night out on the booze. Whilst a scatterpilla you movements are very slow and often simple takes such as speaking and walking become complex and difficult

"I'm a scatterpilla today, hence why i am doing this "

by oly boy October 10, 2008