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Turd Smuggler

A homosexual act defined by one male "smuggling" the fecal matter in another male's anus with his penis.
Will and I smuggled each other's turds all night before we realized we had missed our Bette Midler concert.
by Sebastian December 6, 2003
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Smuggy

A almost gurn-esque face made in Edinburgh schools in the 1980s, the so called "Smuggy Face" was started by Milboon copying the character Worzel Gummidge and rapidly spread about inner Edinburgh schools.
SMUGGY: Shut up ya dingle ye dinnae ken what yer oan aboot (followed by smuggy face)
SMUGGY: A funny face made in any important photo. (Original Photo Bomber)
SMUGGY: A funny face made to someone who is a bit dopey.
by Bundas Bah March 24, 2017
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ivory smuggler

a woman bitch cunt ho given to excessive dildo use to the extent her cunt twat snatch has become some cavernous she could smuggle such an item through Customs
her right arm looks so strong she's either a tennis player or an ivory smuggler
by Sheepshagger November 19, 2006
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smugglin grapes

When someone has a really bad case of genital wartsand doesn't tell you before you see them naked.
"Man, I was just getting ready to fuck ol' girl before she took her draws off and I saw that bitch was smugglin grapes!"
by dawgfan94 November 28, 2007
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snuggly uglies

wife to husband "Why are you wearing your snuggly uglies when I bought you those sexy satin boxers?"
by blue92fxstc February 19, 2010
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gerbal smuggler

richard gere is a gerbal smuggler

seth hedstrom smuggles gerbels
by chubbs onapa August 17, 2012
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Chubby Smuggler

A woman who hides contraband fat on her social media and dating profiles. This is achieved by using crafty photography.
Hey man that girl you like is a chubby smuggler.
by Robbo1995 December 11, 2017
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